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10.06.2025 14:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

CNBC Daily Open: Elon Musk's companies report positive developments amid his return to work - CNBC

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

The Law Firms That Appeased Trump—and Angered Their Clients - WSJ

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Tea, berries, dark chocolate and apples could lead to a longer life span, flavonoid study finds - Medical Xpress

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Geert Wilders: Dutch government collapses as far-right leader exits coalition - BBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Stocks to Watch Tuesday: Meta, Constellation Energy, Dollar General, Vistra - WSJ

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Russell Wilson: Nothing changes for me with Jaxson Dart here - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is so great about Jiraiya?