What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:26
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Why do women have sex with dogs?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Why do so many people like life?
share office space ...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
What smell will you never forget?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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