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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

US won't label China a currency manipulator amid tariff war - AP News

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Why do so many people like life?

share office space ...

No go.

Thumbs down again.

What smell will you never forget?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

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